- Michael Phelps dates Vegas cocktail waitress. Going for the gold(digger).
- Britney Spears abusing . . . laxatives?
- A-Rod and Madonna? Dude, don't go there!
- Hollywood star whizzes on the sidewalk.
- Britney's mom says Britney is a great mother. Hey, she should know, right?
- Ruined by David Copperfield.
- Natalie Portman, because she's hot.
- Kate Winslet, because she's hot.
BTW, I hereby officially pronounce today International Natalie Portman Cleavage Day in the blogosphere. Don't worry, your wife's at the mall all day with your credit card . . .