Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of the pregnant 17-year-old Bristol Palin, plans to join the family at the Republican Party's nomination [in St. Paul, Minn.] of mom and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for vice president.
Won't this be the tackiest Republican convention ever? I can just see all those GOP delegates congratulating Levi: "Way to go, stud! Thanks for knocking up the candidate's daughter and creating a scandal that might elect Obama president!"
Now we know why Sarah Palin can't find time in her busy schedule for Phyllis Schlafly -- she was too busy making travel arrangements for this lowlife thug.
Lock up your daughters, Minnesotans -- the Alaska Pipeline's coming to town!