Wednesday, September 3, 2008

'F---in' redneck' going to RNC

He shoots! He scores!
Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of the pregnant 17-year-old Bristol Palin, plans to join the family at the Republican Party's nomination [in St. Paul, Minn.] of mom and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for vice president.
Won't this be the tackiest Republican convention ever? I can just see all those GOP delegates congratulating Levi: "Way to go, stud! Thanks for knocking up the candidate's daughter and creating a scandal that might elect Obama president!"

Now we know why Sarah Palin can't find time in her busy schedule for Phyllis Schlafly -- she was too busy making travel arrangements for this lowlife thug.

Lock up your daughters, Minnesotans -- the Alaska Pipeline's coming to town!

5 comments:

  1. This hockey player intends to place himself at the epicenter of the world. He's no idiot and knows a good thing when he sees one. He's got big plans.

    The fact that his presence will overwhelm the message that both John McCain and his future mother-in-law must communicate to the country during the convention seems to be lost on him. Not surprising for a guy of his age, I guess, but why hasn't anyone been able to persuade him to the contrary. Are the Republicans going mushy, sparing the rod and spoiling the child? Where's Todd when we need him. He looks like he's more than capable of knocking some sense into this kid.

    Levi has a bright future in politics. He'd make a first class political operative for the Democrat Party.

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  2. Well he is going to marry the girl.

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  3. Andrew: Yeah, just like that schlub who got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant. A real winner . . .

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  4. Ronngg message:
    >"Way to go, stud! Thanks for knocking up the candidate's daughter and creating a scandal that might elect Obama president!"

    That's tangential to the larger point: if he played the puck like he played his penis, he'd lose, lose, lose.
    There are bigger questions in life than politics.

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  5. Andrew: Yeah, just like that schlub who got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant. A real winner ...

    RS, you are in full, pissed off dad mode, man. It takes two, as you are well aware!

    The boy's mother, Sherry Johnston, said there had been no pressure put on her son to marry 17-year-old Bristol Palin and the two teens had made plans to wed before it was known she was pregnant.

    "This is just a bonus," Johnston said.


    Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin getting pregnant will not bring down the Republic. McBama will do that just fine all on their own.

    Get it into perspective already!:

    Calm down, everybody, please. It's only politics, for goodness sake. None of these gasbags is going to lower your taxes, eliminate a major gumment program, establish orderly and rational immigration, "defeat evil," outlaw abortion, give five seconds' thought to congressional term limits or the prohibition of public-sector unions, or do any of the other things that conservatives want done.

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