Celebrity update

Kind of a slow day for celebrity news:

• Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, a British model being touted as the next Kate Moss, was photographed with a bong. And she looks like she's already had a few tokes.
• In other celebrity dopehead news, Whitney Houston's got a new single, and Amy Winehouse ... well, she's Amy Winehouse, right?.
• Shia LeBeouf was busted for DUI and hospitalized for surgery after a 3 a.m. car wreck. What, you've never heard of Shia LeBeaouf? Yeah, me neither. Turns out he starred in the Transformers movie and the Indiana Jones sequel. Slow day, like I said . . .
• Sarah Larson, George Clooney's ex, is not interested in another relationship. Once you've had Clooney, you never go back.
• Lindsay Lohan partied with girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Once you've had Ronson . . .
• And, finally, Charlie Sheen is trying to do a K-Fed on Denise Richards, saying that his ex-wife is an unfit mother because she's a liar. Yeah, Charlie, and you're pure gold, man.

(Gossip, rumors and dish via WeSmirch.)