Not in the LA Times

Circulation plummeting? Check. Ad revenues declining? Check. Newsroom layoffs? Check. But whatever you do, LA Times, don't publish the funniest syndicated columnist in America:

To put it another way, it would appear that ambulances aren't the only things John Edwards has been chasing lately. . . .
Who knew that "my father was a mill worker" could be such a great pickup line? In his defense, Edwards had to do something to kill time between giving $50,000 speeches on poverty. . . .

Just read the whole thing.