Celebrity update

Digging through today's tabloid trash:

• Ex-child star/current rehab refugee Lindsay Lohan finally 'fesses up to her lesbian affair with Samantha Ronson, who springs for a $22 million ring. Next up for Lindsay? Disney's "Lesbian Love Bug."
• Baseball star Alex Rodriguez says his soon-to-be-ex-wife burned him with a $100,000 credit-card spree in Paris. Rumors that either Alex or his wife had an affair with Lindsay Lohan remain unsubstantiated.
• On the other hand, A-Rod's soon-to-be-ex-wife accuses him of having an affair with Madonna, who's also in the middle of a nasty divorce, and got some celebrity support from Gwyneth Paltrow.
• In more nasty celebrity divorce news, a court-appointed psychiatrist says Christie Brinkley's soon-to-be-ex-husband is nuts. How crazy is he? He was married to this chick and had an affair with this chick.
• Could have seen this coming: Elliott Spitzer's hooker Ashley Dupre is trying to hustle her own reality-TV show.
• Sting is unhappy to learn that his 17-year-old daughter might be hooking up with a 29-year-old junkie rock star.
• Former teen opera starlet Charlotte Church, 22, who already has one baby with her soccer-star shack-up boyfriend and is pregnant again, says she wants to wait to get married until she's at least 30.

Headlines via WeSmirch.