Eat your heart out, Brad

Jennifer Aniston, 39, seems eager for the world to know she's over Brad Pitt, 44. Now she's dating notorious womanizer John Mayer:

"John is good in bed," a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells OK!. "Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I'm not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they're ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John's secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry."

So now Jennifer is "ruined." But once you get dumped by Brad Pitt, it's all downhill from there anyway, right? She's well on her way to being a 21st-century Nora Desmond.

BTW, Rusty Shackleford has found a lame excuse to post pictures of Angelina Jolie. Besides which, she's thinking about doing the Atlas Shrugged movie.