Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn may not be all tat happy with mom these days. According to a report from Star Magazine, Lynne Spears' daughters are crushed over her explosive tell-all, that the magazine claims will expose family's darkest secrets.
The magazine reports that after all of the trials that Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears have been through lately (the unplanned teen pregnancy and the breakdowns from Britney) nothing has been worse than what their mother, Lynne, is about to do. Star reports that she's set to publish a tell-all book under the guise of a memoir about raising her two famous daughters, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World. "We're pushing for a September release," Curt Harding of Thomas Nelson books tells Star.
"They feel like they've been stabbed in the back by their own flesh and blood," one family friend tells Star. "The two of them have enough problems in their lives without Lynne creating more. She was there every step of the way, so she knows all of her daughters' dirty little secrets."
And you wonder why those girls are so crazy. Dear Old Mom reportedly dishes about Britney's lesbian lovers and how Britney lost her virginity at 14. Her book is monstrously behind deadline, after having to go back for re-writes when Jamie Lynn got knocked up by her loser boyfriend.
Mama Spears' book was originally pitched as an "inspirational" title, the kind of uplifting, heartfelt, every-mother-can-relate saga that would get her booked on "Oprah." However, now that both daughters have turned out to be low-rent trailer trash -- at the rate Britney's going, her next TV appearance may be on "COPS" -- the publishers seem to be aiming straight for the tabloid market in a desperate attempt to recoup the fat advance they've already paid out.
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