- Britney Spears is dating a 43-year-old billionaire. That's billionaire with a "b," which explains why you other 43-year-old guys out there shouldn't even bother thinking about Britney.
- Heidi Klum's hotness has entered its terminal phase. An extremely sad day for those of us who remember Klum's Sports Illustrated glory way back when.
- Lindsay Lohan, thief? It's only a matter of time before she's busted while attempting to hot-wire a Chevy in Compton.
- Somebody you never heard of is on the cover of Harper's Bazaar, apparently because she dates George Clooney.
- Elizabeth Hurley's cleavage. That's not exactly news, except that she's obviously gotten about half a million bucks' worth of plastic surgery and now only faintly resembles her former self.
- Liv Tyler's back on the market, divorcing her husband, a musician in a band I never heard of.
- In possibly related news, Ashlee Simpson is about to marry a musician in a band I never heard of.
- DMX is arrested for marijuana and pit bulls. DMX is a rapper. Unlike Liv Tyler's ex-husband or Ashlee Simpson's husband-to-be, I've actually heard of DMX.
- Playboy's latest "Playmate of the Year" has a tattoo. Don't ask where.
- Finally, if this is what the producers call a "highlight" from Leaving Sarah Marshall, just wait until it's on cable:
Meathead Rob Reiner whining that Bluesky communists are being mean to him
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They are calling Bluesky (the leftist alterative to Twitter/X) “Digital
Canada”, and I couldn’t think of a better name. All
The post Meathead Rob Reiner ...
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