Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Joy of Plastic Surgery

Maria Geronazzo was once an attractive, normal-looking human being. Then she decided to become a porn star and get plastic surgery. Unfortunately, becoming a porn star was actually the better of these two decisions.

You may say, "That's not so bad." But wait . . .

"Yeah," you say, "I kind of see what you're talking about now." But wait . . .

At this point, I would suggest that her career might be enhanced if she wore a paper bag on her head and billed herself as "The Unknown Porn Star."

15 comments:

  1. And then there's always that weird Barbara Eden, Joan Rivers uppy tilty almond eye thing that seems to be the hallmark of face lifts. I'm not even going to mention the lips. O dear.

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  2. She's turned herself into a Cabbage Patch Doll.

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  3. I've seen that mug before-- another wise latina? Hahahaha

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  4. Cabbage Patch porn! Now there's an intriguing idea.

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  5. Michael Jackson died too soon. She was made for him.

    Hey, with those big fat lips, when she kisses you, you stay kissed!

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  6. Maybe next time she should just go for a complete face transplant.

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  7. And I thought Versace looked like a freak!

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  8. She has teh look of a wise latina to her. RSMC, you devil!

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  9. Yike-a-rama! I think your suggestion about carrying a paper bag is the best solution. (It'll hafta be a grocery sized sack to fit over those luscious lips, mmmm....)

    I know a Cocoa Beach woman who actually looks like that. Freakazoid. Scary.

    Robert, where DO you come up with this stuff? LOL...

    Signed,
    Your gal pal in sunny F-L-A.

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  10. Robert, where DO you come up with this stuff?
    "Sources close to the investigation said . . ."

    Your gal pal in sunny F-L-A.
    My wife reads this blog, Andrea. You insinuate intimacy -- to say nothing of throbbing carnal passion -- at your own risk.

    LOL, sources close to the investigation said.

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  11. This post inspired a Photoshop of McCain post-smooch. See it here:

    http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/2009/07/rs-mccain-when-she-kisses-you-you-stay.html

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  12. THIS IS SICK!! I CAN'T EAT SUPPER NOW!! This is one of the most putrifying blog articles I've read in a long time! UGH!!

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  13. And the worst thing is...
    she actually looked fine before the surgery!
    She could have made a career in porn without spending the money and messing up her face!

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