Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Joy of Plastic Surgery

Maria Geronazzo was once an attractive, normal-looking human being. Then she decided to become a porn star and get plastic surgery. Unfortunately, becoming a porn star was actually the better of these two decisions.

You may say, "That's not so bad." But wait . . .

"Yeah," you say, "I kind of see what you're talking about now." But wait . . .

At this point, I would suggest that her career might be enhanced if she wore a paper bag on her head and billed herself as "The Unknown Porn Star."
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Posted by Robert Stacy McCain at 3:15 PM

15 comments:

  1. AnonymousTue Jul 14, 03:48:00 PM

    And then there's always that weird Barbara Eden, Joan Rivers uppy tilty almond eye thing that seems to be the hallmark of face lifts. I'm not even going to mention the lips. O dear.

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  2. Michael BatesTue Jul 14, 03:52:00 PM

    She's turned herself into a Cabbage Patch Doll.

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  3. Obi's SisterTue Jul 14, 04:32:00 PM

    eeewwwwww

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  4. dr killTue Jul 14, 04:45:00 PM

    I've seen that mug before-- another wise latina? Hahahaha

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  5. Rich FaderTue Jul 14, 05:21:00 PM

    Cabbage Patch porn! Now there's an intriguing idea.

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  6. StogieTue Jul 14, 05:50:00 PM

    Michael Jackson died too soon. She was made for him.

    Hey, with those big fat lips, when she kisses you, you stay kissed!

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  7. AnonymousTue Jul 14, 06:09:00 PM

    Maybe next time she should just go for a complete face transplant.

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  8. Reaganite RepublicanTue Jul 14, 06:24:00 PM

    And I thought Versace looked like a freak!

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  9. AnonymousTue Jul 14, 06:37:00 PM

    She has teh look of a wise latina to her. RSMC, you devil!

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  10. AnonymousTue Jul 14, 07:24:00 PM

    Yike-a-rama! I think your suggestion about carrying a paper bag is the best solution. (It'll hafta be a grocery sized sack to fit over those luscious lips, mmmm....)

    I know a Cocoa Beach woman who actually looks like that. Freakazoid. Scary.

    Robert, where DO you come up with this stuff? LOL...

    Signed,
    Your gal pal in sunny F-L-A.

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  11. Robert Stacy McCainTue Jul 14, 09:18:00 PM

    Robert, where DO you come up with this stuff?
    "Sources close to the investigation said . . ."

    Your gal pal in sunny F-L-A.
    My wife reads this blog, Andrea. You insinuate intimacy -- to say nothing of throbbing carnal passion -- at your own risk.

    LOL, sources close to the investigation said.

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  12. StogieTue Jul 14, 11:15:00 PM

    This post inspired a Photoshop of McCain post-smooch. See it here:

    http://saberpoint.blogspot.com/2009/07/rs-mccain-when-she-kisses-you-you-stay.html

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  13. UnknownWed Jul 15, 02:42:00 PM

    Puts porn in perspective.

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  14. BruceWed Jul 15, 08:10:00 PM

    THIS IS SICK!! I CAN'T EAT SUPPER NOW!! This is one of the most putrifying blog articles I've read in a long time! UGH!!

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  15. KittykatTue Jul 21, 10:42:00 PM

    And the worst thing is...
    she actually looked fine before the surgery!
    She could have made a career in porn without spending the money and messing up her face!

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