Nuke Fiji!

A couple of days ago, I joked about prejudice against Fijians. Today, the morons at AOSHQ demand "nuking the place into a glazed parking lot" to eradicate the "Fiji Menace." It's hard work, staying ahead of the hate curve.

UPDATE: Smitty asks, what about San Marino? Face it, Smitty. If the San Marinese can't get past the Italian army, they don't pose much of a threat to us. And if they do get past the Italian army, they only way they could threaten us is by hijacking the Italian navy, which would never make it across the ocean. I'd make a joke about the Italian air force, but it's already a joke.