Monday, June 9, 2008

Megan has a Hayek fit

Not to be confused with a Mises seizure. Also, she explains why she's a Facebook snob.

All Megan's problems, including her vertigo, are probably psychosomatic trauma reaction to her being so freakishly tall. Not that I blame her, since I'm also a victim of adolescent trauma.

Most of my problems can probably be traced to (a) having been 5-foot-4 in ninth grade, and (b) having "a girl's name." Rather than expecting people to understand my problems, however, I prefer to just act out the uncompensated angst and torment of my damaged psyche, wreaking havoc in the lives of others, without explanation or apology.

Understanding? Sensitivity? That's for sissies.

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