Listen here, Troglo-wog

by Smitty

You have to admire the gills on a guy who'd plant a post like Why is Carol trying to discredit Stacy McCain?, and then set about discrediting me, by way of collateral damage.

She wants us to notice that his closest colleague – his co-blogger at The Other McCain – is a Navy man. And you know about those Navy men…y’know, how they get all celebratory about things like crossing the equator.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. If that’s who you are, that’s okay by me. I’m not one to judge.

Yes, I am, indeed a Trusty Shellback. It's what you do when you swear to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and domestic. To discover the latter have taken over.

Furthermore, as I have already posted at length, Stacy is a Wide Supra-Machinist, not a 'White Inferioritist', despite the emotional damage caused by the fact that Allah hates him.

So, until your stanky polliwog-ness finds a way to matriculate a proper shellback initiation, I'll leave you to your sly insinuations and Danica Patrick worship, miscreant.

Update: No Sheeples Here has played the feared "dweeb" card.

Video: Danica Patrick's beaver

It's not new. It ran during the Super Bowl. But my old blog buddy Joe Budzinski suggested in a comment that posting this video of Danica Patrick, the hottest chick on wheels, dressed in black leather -- and petting her beaver -- would help increase my traffic. And increasing traffic is the name of the game, so I might as well go ahead and post this video of Danica Patrick posing in a bikini for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition:

Even though Danica removes her bikini top during the video, she's posing with her back to the camera when she does it, so it wouldn't be fair to describe this as a "topless video of Danica Patrick," even if you were trying to get random Google traffic from guys looking for a topless video of Danica Patrick. I'm sure we'll debate this distinction the next time the Bloggers Ethics Committee convenes.