Monday, December 21, 2009

Sheldon Whitehouse gets a memo from the Dept. of We Can Fact-Check Your Ass

Kerry Pickett of The Washington Times does the kind of journalism conservatives supposedly don't do:


Video from Hot Air where Ed Morrissey has much more. Excuse me for saying that this elevated my mood from bleak despair to ecstatic hope.

Once I heard a preacher talk about the "God of the Valleys." When we are on top of the mountain, it is easy to suppose that our achievements are the result of our own excellence. But it is in that dark valley -- where we feel doomed and hopeless -- that we learn the true meaning of faith.

After you've cried out for help in the darkness of that valley, make a vow that if you should ever get to that sunny mountaintop, you will remember the God of the valleys, who delivered you from destruction when all seemed lost.

Most people won't see the relevance of that sermon to this Whitehouse video, but some people will. Remember: "It is history that teaches us to hope."

UPDATE: By way of exegesis, I worked for hours yesterday transcribing excerpts of Whitehouse's remarks and Jon Kyl's rebuttal. A congressional source had gotten me a rush transcript written in ALL CAPS, which meant that, in order to provide the text, I had to retype it all myself.

Tough work, but somebody's got to do it. Then I caught an hour's nap, so that I could file an 850-word column for the American Spectator immediately after the 1 a.m. cloture vote. Then I put up a post in the Hot Air Greenroom and a post here, linking both the Spectator column and the Greenroom post. All the while, I relentlessly promoted my work via Twitter and e-mail.

So you can imagine what a crushing embarrassment it was to discover that Ed Morrissey didn't even bother to link me in his 10:12 a.m. post at Hot Air. All that work, for nothing, you see? Add this terrible personal humilation -- "Why does Ed Morrissey hate me?" -- to the depressing reality of the 60-40 cloture vote, and I was feeling lower than a snake's belly.

Not only that, but a paycheck I'd expected in the mail didn't show up today, and the tip-jar contributions have slowed to zero the past two days, putting the Pasadena trip in jeopardy -- to say nothing of the fact that I can't even afford to buy my wife a Christmas gift.

Total and complete failure.

And then I saw Kerry's video, a hopeful omen at a moment of utter despair. "Angels unawares."

Meanwhile my blog buddy Jim Treacher just got a new job, and we congratulate him on his good fortune.

(Do you reckon ObamaCare will buy me dentures after I grind my teeth down to the gums?)

9 comments:

  1. Truth be told, I'm sick of the demagoguery by the Democrats. Partisan bickering I understand and accept. But Whitehouse, and a lot of other Democrat congresscritters, are completely around the bend.

    They are appealing to the basest prejudices of the most extreme nutroots, and it's gone beyond pathetic to psychotic. Grayson and Whitehouse are amongst the worse, but it's a short walk from there to Reid and Pelosi.

    Senator Kyl has it almost exactly right in his response: the Democrats DO believe that our opposition is "animated by hatred".

    And the so-called moderate Democrats tolerate this sort of behavior, which makes them either complicit or complete buffoons.

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  2. A real piece of work, this one

    I like the lisp once he gets going- lol

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  3. A congressional source had gotten me a rush transcript written in ALL CAPS, which meant that, in order to provide the text, I had to retype it all myself.

    Goofy. You could have put it into Word and reformatted it en masse. They have a tool for that.

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  4. My dog took a leak today that left a bigger stain on the Earth than rhode island.

    My they rot in their puny cesspool!

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  5. If you've got access to a Linux system or have something like the cygwin tools on Windows, you could get the whole thing lower-cased with a command line like:

    > tr "[:upper:]" "[:lower:]" < input > output

    That would lower-case everything in the file 'input' and put the lower-cased output into the file 'output'.

    The example I gave is for Mac OS X, but should be similar on just about any system with a Unix-like command set.

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  6. Sean Medlock? No, really, what is Jim Treacher's given name?

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  7. Just curious, Stacy... how did you find out about Treacher going to work for Carlson?

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  8. Lionheart said...
    Just curious, Stacy... how did you find out about Treacher going to work for Carlson?


    Da Tech Guy (linked above) mentioned it in a comment, as I recall.

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  9. Nobody reads my blog. Well, at least one guy that I know about now.

    Thanks for the kind words, Stacy. I'm still not sure what's happening, but I still have all my fingers and toes. Er, the ones I had before this. So that's good.

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