Thursday, October 29, 2009

Alan Colmes equates Levi and Sarah

by Smitty

Lefty self-parody comedian Alan Colmes has a post that equates Sarah Palin's beauty contest participation with Levi Johnston, who is "selling his body for money" as Sarah put it, in a statement somewhere.

Alan, if you can't tell the difference between participating in a beauty pageant and Levi's behavior, then you're closer to Sullivan's Disease than I feared.

12 comments:

  1. "[T]he difference between participating in a beauty pageant and [posing for Playgirl] ..."

    ... is that in the latter case, the audience doesn't pretend it ain't staring at the good parts. And, likely, in the former, the audience is paying a lot more to see a lot less of those good parts, i.e. they're getting swindled.

    That's about it.

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  2. @Kn@ppster,
    That's a rather subjective opinion. I'm quite content to admire an attractive form as such, without mentally going the least bit further.

    But I'd never claim to be a representative sample, either.

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  3. "Alan, if you can't tell the difference between participating in a beauty pageant and Levi's behavior, then you're closer to Sullivan's Disease than I feared."

    Syphilis?

    I mean if it goes untreated it can make you crazy.

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  4. Just more of Colmes' usual beclowning of himself - guy should be required to wear a big, shiny red nose, a red fright wig and a two-foot-wide pink-polka-dotted bow tie, so everyone can begin laughing at his lunacy before he even starts to open his mouth.

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  5. Alan has teh HIV?

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  6. Alam Colmes' wife won't even take his last name. That's all you really need to know about a shitbag like Alan.

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  7. It’s interesting that you bring up Sullivan. If I remember correctly, Alan was one of the first leftists to jump on the "Palin flew on a plane while pregnant! Trig-Truth! Trig-Truth!" train during the campaign.

    Unsurprisingly he continued his pussified beta-male lifestyle and scrubbed that post from his site shortly there after. At least Sully has the disease riddled cojones to stick with his twisted beliefs.

    Did I mention that Colmes is a pussy?

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  8. Strange.
    This brand new talking point ("she sells her body too") was raised by the Politico trolls-on-payroll a few hours ago (new obligatory SP hit piece). Does the Skeletor gets his inspiration from there, or is he directly fed by Axel? Inquiring minds...

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  9. I liken Alan Colmes to Skeletor.

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  10. Do girls get paid to participate in beauty pageants? I mean if they don't win. Personally, I stopped watching beauty pageants when they switched from one piece swimsuits to bikinis in an obvious attempt to boost ratings by showing more skin. I guess I was not that interested in staring at the 'good parts'.

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  11. Alan who?

    Wasn't this guy on Survior or American Idol or something?

    Molonlabe28

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  12. To steal a line from "Caddyshack," Alan Colmes molests collies.

    -- Mark in S.C.

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