Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Maria Geronazzo was once an attractive, normal-looking human being. Then she decided to become a porn star and get plastic surgery. Unfortunately, becoming a porn star was actually the better of these two decisions. You may say, "That's not so bad." But wait . . . "Yeah," you say, "I kind of see what you're talking about now." But wait . . . At this point, I would suggest that her career might be enhanced if she wore a paper bag on her head and billed herself as "The Unknown Porn Star."
Posted by Robert Stacy McCain at 3:15 PM