Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dude, where's my $423,500?

NIH Funds $423,500 Study of Why
Men Don't Like to Use Condoms

-- Fox News
Look, I could have told them everything they wanted to know when I was 17.

Remember this $423,500 next time somebody tries to tell you that we should trust something -- e.g., health care, energy, banking -- to the the federal government.


  1. The government should fund a study about why people don't like the government funding studies about why men don't like to use condoms.

    I'm so happy I'm Catholic. And married.

  2. Even if the answer were not so blindingly obvious, doesn't the government think that the makers of condoms, like Trojan, may have looked into this mystery? Nothing suprises me anymore.

  3. What, they never heard the one about wearing a raincoat in the shower?