Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Why He's Ace of Spades, No. 483

Genetic tests show Mia Washington's twin sons have different fathers. Cue the Ace:
Scientists believe the strange situation is best explained by the fact that Mia Washington is a dirty, dirty whore.
Not the nine of spades or the jack of spades. He's the freakin' Ace.
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Posted by Robert Stacy McCain at 4:51 PM

4 comments:

  1. I think the formulation"...is a dirty, dirty whore" is lifted from Norm Macdonald. But I wholeheartedly agree with you: Ace is the sh*t, the real frickin' deal.

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  2. Some of our lab's geneticists have speculated a further application.

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  3. Not that there's anything really profane in there, but Ace reminds me of what the little boy Ralphie said of his father (played by Darren McGavin) in A Christmas Story (paraphrasing):

    "Profanity was my father's true medium. He worked in it like other artists worked in oil or clay."

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