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Karma: Pelosi seen shuffling around the House with a walker
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The Pelosi Crime Family can afford to pay for Nancy Pelosi’s new hip with
all the millions they’ve made from
The post Karma: Pelosi seen shuffling around...
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I would like to thank you for your tireless efforts to raise global awareness of the clothing crisis affecting the modeling industry.
ReplyDeleteIt is not just any blogger that would lay his credibility on the line for this crucial task: so many others are distracted by lesser concerns such as global warming, unemployment, health care, and the fact that Sean Penn's artistic zenith* occured in 1982.
The tattered article in question (apparently not much bigger than your blog post attempting to cover it), while certainly a blessed scrap of cloth, really deserves a professional, Congressional, let's-fuel-a-recessional bailout.
First, pick three winos, RINOs, scratch-yours-if-you-scratch-mine-os, and have them get an earmark in the next bill to underwrite the fashion bailout. Spend half on the shorts, pocket the difference.
Then, given the magic power now contained in these sacred shorts, put them up for auction on eBay. If you can borrow Charlie Rangle's accountant, you might arrange a bit more pocket money for yourself.
Assuming your pockets are not quite as thrashed as the ones in the picture.
*to mirror you use of 'nadir'
just say no to crack
ReplyDeleteTruly a monument.
ReplyDeleteHey, Thanks! for the linky. Appreciate it mightly.
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