Monday, February 23, 2009

New nadir in Rule 5 shamelessness

Giselle Bundchen, borderline NSFW, and unquestionably deserving of the Rule 2 FMJRA.


  1. I would like to thank you for your tireless efforts to raise global awareness of the clothing crisis affecting the modeling industry.
    It is not just any blogger that would lay his credibility on the line for this crucial task: so many others are distracted by lesser concerns such as global warming, unemployment, health care, and the fact that Sean Penn's artistic zenith* occured in 1982.
    The tattered article in question (apparently not much bigger than your blog post attempting to cover it), while certainly a blessed scrap of cloth, really deserves a professional, Congressional, let's-fuel-a-recessional bailout.
    First, pick three winos, RINOs, scratch-yours-if-you-scratch-mine-os, and have them get an earmark in the next bill to underwrite the fashion bailout. Spend half on the shorts, pocket the difference.
    Then, given the magic power now contained in these sacred shorts, put them up for auction on eBay. If you can borrow Charlie Rangle's accountant, you might arrange a bit more pocket money for yourself.
    Assuming your pockets are not quite as thrashed as the ones in the picture.

    *to mirror you use of 'nadir'

  2. Hey, Thanks! for the linky. Appreciate it mightly.