AOSHQ Test, quantified

Scientific basis of the "I'd tap it" factor:

In the current study, facial and body characteristics of Playboy Playmates of the Year from 1960-2000 were identified and investigated to explore their relationships with U.S. social and economic factors. Playmate of the Year age, body feature measures, and facial feature measurements were correlated with a general measure of social and economic hard times. . . . These results suggest that environmental security may influence perceptions and preferences for women with certain body and facial features.

(Via Hot Air.) You've got to admire the genius of guys who can get a research grant to look through old Playboys. When I was 13, man, I was doing lots of research . . .