Reality television star Denise Richards is considering shedding her clothes for Playboy magazine once again.
The former Bond girl, who posed for Hugh Hefner's magazine in 2004, is thinking about a return to the men's mag. . . .
"I think that my niche is as a sex symbol. I'm never going to be the girl next door, so why not play up my niche?"
Please, Denise. You don't really want us to think about your "niche," do you? We prefer to fondly remember your youthful niche, back when your niche was fresh and innocent, before Charlie got hold of it, ruined it and moved on to explore new niches. How come, now that you've got a 37-year-old mother-of-two niche, you're sporting your aging niche all over the place? You're lucky even to pass the Ace of Spades HQ Test anymore. For crying out loud, you're nearly as old as Jennifer Aniston, and at least halfway to being Nora Desmond: