Saturday, August 30, 2008

Sarah Palin bikini pics

UPDATE 9/26: Finally! Video of Sarah Palin strutting her stuff in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant swimsuit competition!

PREVIOUSLY: See-Dubya seems to think it's only crazy left-wing bloggers trying to get photos of Sarah Palin in a bikini. But I'm with Ace: I'm all about getting the random Google-search traffic (e.g., Anne Hathaway).

So if you've got photos of Sarah Palin in the 1984 Miss Alaska swimsuit competition, or pictures of Sarah Palin during Spring Break '83 at Cabo showing her stuff in a wet T-shirt contest, or Sarah Palin posing topless in a thong for an auto parts calendar, please e-mail these scandalous photos to me immediately.

Because you'd want a greedy capitalist blogger to get all that awesome traffic, wouldn't you, Steve Schmidt? It just wouldn't be fair for some left-winger to cash in on exploiting the Republican vice presidential candidate, when a conservative could exploit the VPILF just as well.

UPDATE: Andrew Sullivan:
I find the comparison with Obama ludicrous.
OK, fine, Andrew. However, I do have photos of Obama in a swimsuit, splashing in the surf, if that makes you happy. And we both know it does, right?

UPDATE II: Linked at Right Wing News, which also links to Dr. Melissa Clouthier's post with the headline, "Sarah Palin Topless Photos."

UPDATE III: OK, it's not a bikini, but here is a teenage Sarah Heath (#22) with her brother Chuck and sister Heather:

UPDATE IV: I've sent an e-mail to the McCain campaign, requesting that they supply the blogosphere with authentic bikini photos. The worst they can do is say no.

UPDATE V: Charlie Martin is ... uh, helpful.

UPDATE VI (9/4): Several people have e-mailed me this photo of Sarah Palin holding a gun and wearing a star-spangled bikini:

This is an obvious Photoshop job -- Palin is wearing glasses and has her hair up, as in all the other pictures of her online. Also, the angle of the neck and head are a mismatch.

UPDATE VII (9/5): Bikini pics help GOP in Gallup, Rassmussen polls. ("Issues? We don't need no stinkin' issues!")

UPDATE VIII (9/7): Somebody just e-mailed me a link to an (obviously fake, but still NSFW) topless Sarah Palin photo.


  1. What does the ILF stand for?

  2. Sorta like MILF ....

  3. OK, what does MILF stand for?

  4. ILF = I'd Love to F*ck

  5. However also has the website to promote the parlin naked photo synthesis competition rapidly, requests the net friend

    i have a topless b/w phooto of her with breast and nipple exposed, toga style.

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  7. MILF

    a Mother I would Love to F*ck

    I think originally was used in mass culture reference by the American Pie movies.

    Mean as a sexually suggestive compliment by younger men talking about an sexually attractive older woman

    VPILF is a take off on MILF implying that Sarah Palin is so attractive that as a VP candidate she would be considered a MILF or a very good looking older women by younger men who know what the term MILF means

    Besides some X rated sites, many younger men and women , especially college age groups , teenagers or twentysomethings, who have seen American Pie or hear the term among their friends know that a MILF is meant more broadly as a attractive older woman say older than 30 years old

  8. Only A COMPLETE LEFT WING A..HOLE WOULD RUN A SITE LIKE THIS Get over yourself and get a real job.

  9. I have to say, if she was in a competition for Miss Alaska, as it appears she was, there's got to be, at the least, swimsuit photos. One-piece, granted.

    I think it's a smart move. There's enough women out there who will respect her for what she is, that it's a lot better choice than Biden -- how does Biden say anything positive about "change"? -- The Biden choice says "machine made man".

  10. Only A COMPLETE LEFT WING A..HOLE WOULD RUN A SITE LIKE THIS Get over yourself and get a real job.

    Someone has an underdeveloped sense of sarcasm.

  11. I'm sure McBimbo considers Palin a VPILF since he couldn't stop staring at her ass when they were together while she gave a speech. He also said that she's his "Soulmate and Partner" so if you read between the lines this probably means she's going to be his 3rd wife.

  12. Here

  13. Your the idiot if you think this photo is altered. There is nothing altered about this photo. And this is what you all wanna elect as President, Isn't those underage guys in the in which has a beer in his hand.

    And why isn't her daughter's future baby daddy not in jail for having sex with a underage girl.

  14. It's a fake photo and the gun is a BB gun for kids: Crosman 664SB Blk Silver with 4X Scope

  15. Hellooooooooo, Black arm holding the gun. besides this chick is fat in comparison to sara. note the legs. I have :)

  16. -has- to be left-wingers making these photos, doesn't it?

    It's completely and utterly impossible that people are making them because they find them FUNNY, or something.

  17. I am mostly Republican (I don't always agree with them or disagree with the Democrats) but I say, bring it on! I fully give my support to finding hot pics of Sarah Palin and the moment I heard of her and saw her pic, I knew the Republicans picked her for her looks. Now show me the money! Ha! Anyone who gets all pissed off about this site or my comment can just piss off because you take life and yourself waaaay too seriously.

  18. There are way better sexy Sarah Palin shots here:

    I'm Pullin' For Palin - The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF

  19. The bikini photo is fake, here is the original:

  20. What does the ILF stand for!?!?!?
    Are you serious? And by the way, the real Palin is WAY tighter than that chunky redneck.

  21. One - I live in Alaska.

    Two - I think Sarah Palin is smoking hot.

    Three - She has done a ton of good for our state. Plus gave us a $1,300 incentive from the increased price of petrol. We received a $3,209 check tax free. THANK YOU SARAH PALIN!!! We had over 20,000+ jobs open up within the first few months she was in office.

    Four - Stop trying to dig up trash on her. If your not from Alaska - STFU.... Shut The F*ck Up! The news is not your source for good info on Sarah, you have to hear it from a Alaskan's point of view.

    Five - We have more nuclear missles than most of the lower 48. We still get charged double shipping, double everything - wtf, what the f*ck!

    Six - We supply most of your oil & fuel & you guys are bickering about the price of gas in your state we refine it in the lower 48 & get charged double what you pay.
    Gas in remote areas of Alaska are at $6.12 per gallon.

    Seven - The bikini shot with the American flag is FAKE - we don't have trees like that up here & she would be holding a real gun from Wild West Guns in Anchorage, vs holding that measly lil peashooter.

    Have any ill things to say to me personally look me up on myspace.. step foot in my state & talk shit & i'll drag you into the woods never to be found again.

    My name is Kirby, I live in Anchorage.......

  22. The picture of Sarah holding the rifle is REAL, the did a special on her trip to the range on FOX NEWS, I first saw the picture of her, in motion on the Fox News. So everyone can quit saying its fake.

  23. Here is the original photo that was altered.

  24. There are only a few refineries in Alaska! All together, they don't even equal 66% of a SINGLE Exxon Refinery in Baton Rouge.

    Start here - , then scroll down. AK's TOTAL capacity is 350k bbls/day. Minnesota has a greater capacity than AK!

    I didn't even BOTHER to look at Texas. YOU need not scroll past California.

    instead of letting that revenue to oil companies be taxed for the ENTIRE USA! It's a good model if all states do so, otherwise your Federal dollars should be reduced accordingly for infrastructure, education and entitlements.

    ALSO --- as far as Nukes go....

    States with the largest number of nuclear weapons (in 1999): New Mexico (2,450), Georgia (2,000), Washington (1,685), Nevada (1,350), and North Dakota (1,140)

    The U.S. Naval Magazine at Adak, Alaska has been closed for a decade... there are no forward deployed nuclear weapons stationed there for security reasons that are obvious - given proximity.

    A single SSBN stationed near is far more efficacious.

    Start your education with Google or at LEAST by visiting HERE ---

  25. dude! get your butt in gear and get some authentic picture of Palin in a bikini already! I'll even settle for Palin in a tubetop. lol.