Sunday, May 10, 2009

The White House Correspondent Dinner Routine We Should Have Gotten

Never heard of C. Brooks Kurtz before, but this is more like it:
. . .Meghan McCain appears to be writing down her phone number on a cocktail napkin -- no wait, she's grabbing scraps of food off other people's plates, putting them in cloth napkins and stuffing them into her oversized purse. She's showing some decent cleavage . . . The crowd is howling -- I want to ask the President if he still has any of his coke connections because this is going to be a very long night. . . .
There's lots more.


  1. What, another fat joke about Meghan McCain? She's got a lot of faults, but being fat isn't one of 'em. And, dare I say it, as much as I can't stomach 99.9% of what she says or writes, she is still quite good-looking.

    Hmmm. . . that gives me an idea. What would happen if I posted a Rule 5 pic of Meghan McCain next Sunday? Would the cognitive dissonance cause Smitty's or Stacy's head to explode? I might just have to try it!

  2. This blog has fully gone over into the NSFW category. Simply cannot trust the links to not be borderline pornographic. Oh well.

  3. "This blog has fully gone over into the NSFW category."

    So what are you doing here at work, NoNamO? Besides wasting your boss's time and money, that is.