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Note to contestants: Entries suggesting extreme acts of violence or unnatural uses for Brooks' "Columnist of the Year Award" will be disqualified. I can think up enough of those without your help.
Tim “Sara” McBride is now claiming disrespect for being forced to use birth
gender restroom in Congress
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So let me get this straight… A biological male, who “transitioned” to be a
female and won a House seat
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Please notice that the squareness of the award is a perfect match for Mr. Fisk'ers cranium. Therefore, This citizen can see said "reporter" using the award as a "bite block". After removing his dentures, This is none to gently inserted into the pie hole to keep from swallowing his forked tongue as he reads your weekly slam piece.
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Center, David Brooks with Right, David Axelrod and Left, his editor at the NYT.
ReplyDeleteDavid Axelrod congratulates Special Journalistic Olympics competitor David Brooks.
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ReplyDeleteOK, this is not as good as the suppository one I deleted, but:
ReplyDelete"The New Age Wonder Crystal will help you see the Hope and Change. Fashioned of the same material as the lenses in the Eyes of the Overworld, the NAWC is guaranteed to help you see the smiley face in Air Force One, should your modern liberal overlords condescend to fly over your sorry proletariat butt. Just hold it up and peer through, and all of those annoying bits of reality will melt away, leaving a warm glow. NAWC: it's swell."
The suppository caption was better, but going back for something non-obvious was worth the effort.
David Brooks poses with his Muse.
ReplyDeleteFor the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be named 'David'.
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Nice trick, Axlerod. Now drink a glass of water and make Brooks speak again.
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"From the casting call of 'Pitchmen'"
Axlerod and Brooks pose with their new "crystal baby".
ReplyDelete"...But for Wales, David?"
ReplyDelete"If WFB could see me now!"
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Dateline: Ministry of Propaganda
ReplyDeleteCommissar awards brilliant propagandist for courageous service to the Revolution.
David Brooks receives his Mind Control Receptor Upgrade from Assistant Head Obamabot #3.
ReplyDeleteDavid Brooks, 2009 Useful Idiot Award recipient, poses with David Axelrod at the Useful Idiots In Journalism Award Ceremony.
ReplyDeleteReceiving the award for having the least errors in transcribing the White House talking points, David Brooks.
ReplyDeleteLater, holding the award up to show it off, Mr. Brooks was heard saying, "See, transparency!"
Every blog has it's "David", which one is yours?
ReplyDeleteWipe your chin, Mr. Brooks.
ReplyDeleteYou know, RSM...
ReplyDeleteIf you stare at this photo [much like the one above staring Carrie Prejean] you will see a pair of fake boobs.
Just sayin'.
OK, ok, that was unkind.
ReplyDeleteIf you stare at this photo, unlike the one above of Carrie Prejean, you will see a pair of genuine boobs.
There.
Davids; The Alternate Reality Army of
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDelete"Proving you don't need to know how to spell "opinion" to have one."
or to play off Anony's,
"David Brooks receives his award for most transparently passing off White House talking points as news."
" . . . And the Astroturfer of the Year award goes to, David Brooks."
ReplyDelete[cut to David Frum in the audience, looking disgusted until he notices the camera is on him, smiles and starts to clap]
Is it just me or does Brooksie look a shade more orange than usual?
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(one more award themed caption)
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Axlerod: See, I said you would be a shoe-in for the 'Best Conservative Suck Up For Barack Obama'.
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"Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice."
Axel'smurf
ReplyDeleteIt's Lexan, invented accidentally by a GE chemist.
ReplyDeleteSuggested Headline: Fascism with a Smile - David Brooks' Master's Smile
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