I don't know that I can bear to watch, but fortunately, Steve Green of VodkaPundit is already three martinis into his drunkblogging. (Don't try this at home, kids: This man is a professional alcoholic.)
UPDATE: On Twitter, Mike Laroche says he'd rather watch Michael Moore eat bacon off Janeane Garofalo's breasts.
I just switched on the TV and am amazed by the Mexican swine flu obsession of the Washington press corps. As I explained to David Brooks yesterday, it's very easy to avoid Mexican swine flu:
1. Avoid swine.Of course, for the DC press corps, being around a lot of swine is an occupational reality.
2. Avoid Mexicans.