Thursday, January 1, 2009

Tales From the Dumb Side

Postmodern scholarship:
"Literature is the key foundation for all types of litercy. Without litercy there would be no means of proper communication."

"The story of Lucious, wrote in the second of two centuries AD, has gluttony and also sluttony."

"In the Odessey, Odysseus expects a marvelous homecoming, is slowed down by various absticals, including the island of the cylcopese, and the plod of the suitors to kill Odysseus’ son, which escapes me."
These examples of your (education) tax dollars at work come from SUNY-Oswego, courtesy of Thomas Bertonneau.

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, but they really really really like his take on Bush, the war, reality, and everything. Oh, and he shares his "stuff"? Bah.

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  2. I kind of like this one:

    "The story of Lucious, wrote in the second of two centuries AD, has gluttony and also sluttony."

    At least it rhymes. LOL.

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  3. Ya gotta admit, "sluttony" has quite a ring to it...

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