Did I mention I'm a father of six?

Scientific proof of my genius:

"Women tend to like smart men because they're usually more successful and better providers. But here's another reason: Their sperm is better, a new study says. . . .
"The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam . . .
"The researchers instead speculate that intelligence might be passed down as part of a larger package of good attributes."

"Larger package." Heh. And proving the obverse:

"By the way, I have no children. And I’m not in MENSA, either."

-- Alan Colmes

He also voted for Obama.