Iceland for sale

Bankrupt island nation. Low mileage. Recent repo. Cash preferred, but terms negotiable.

Fifty-first state, maybe? C'mon, compared to Puerto Rico, Iceland is a bargain.

UPDATE: A commenter says Iceland has the "best looking women in the world." This called for some research on my part. Ladies and gentlemen -- especially, gentlemen -- I present Miss Iceland 2006, Sif Aradottrr:

Surely some Saudi sheikh will bid for that.