K-Fed gets sole custody

How scummy do you have to be to lose your kids to a backup dancer?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's custody settlement was signed Friday by a judge, officially ending their nearly two-year custody battle. In the deal reached last week, Federline retained sole custody of Preston, 2 1/2, and Jayden, 1 1/2. Spears – who is currently allowed two visits and one overnight per week – will get an additional sleepover by year's end, barring any setbacks. . . .
Spears also agreed to increase Federline's child support to $20,000 a month (a $5,000 increase) and pay off his $250,000 legal tab.

Dude. Now she's paying him to raise her kids! K-Fed just scored a guaranteed income of $240,000 a year for the next 17 years -- a settlement with a total value of more than $4 million -- and all he's got to do to keep it is to be a better parent than Britney (obviously not too hard).

K-Fed just became the all-time hero of every dad who ever got screwed over in a divorce settlement. And Britney just became a big yellow warning sign to every girl who thinks she's all that. Are you paying attention, Miley Cyrus?