West Virginia . . . or France?

Obama HQ is whoopin' it up about their trip to see Paris. Meanwhile, on the domestic front:

In a close election come November, the difference between President McCain and President Obama could come down to me and my people: a bunch of ornery, racist, coal-minin', banjo-pickin', Scots-Irish hillbillies clinging to our guns and religion on the side of some Godforsaken, moonshine-soaked ridge in West Virginia.

Screw the hillbillies: Obama's going to Alaska! But I've still yet to figure how they plan to pick up Electoral College votes in France.

(Via Instapundit & Don Surber.)