Who is Lily Allen?

Why is she at Cannes? Why is she flipping people off? And why doesn't she wear panties?

The thing about celebrity blogging is you have to keep up with this stuff regularly, or else you end up blogging about half-dressed drunk women you never heard of before.

How is it that these idiots become celebrities without actually being famous? These bloggerazzi don't even tell us whether Lily Allen is a drunk movie star, a slutty pop singer or just some hanger-on floozy with a rock star boyfriend. If being drunk, rude and half-naked were the same as being famous, they could have the Cannes festival during Spring Break at Daytona and there'd be "celebrities" all over the place.