Friday, October 10, 2008

Jamie Lynn knocked up AGAIN!

The world's most famous trailer trash:
Despite anonymous public denials, a Spears family member has come forward and confirmed that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn IS pregnant again!
What’s more, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER has learned that Casey Aldridge, the baby’s father, erupted in anger when he found out. Jamie Lynn had been keeping the pregnancy secret and Casey learned about it through media reports after The ENQUIRER broke the story earlier this week.
Now, a close family member has revealed exclusively that the Spears family is in an uproar and Jamie Lynn is being pressured to abort the baby. The anonymous public denials of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy, says the family member, are simply buying the Spears family time until they decide what to do.
Wonderful how her cretinous boyfriend -- who could barely wait for Jamie Lynn to get out of the delivery room before tapping that underage stuff again -- blames it all on her.

Where do girls acquire a taste for troglodyte losers like Casey Aldrich? Most people blame it on low self-esteem, but I think it's the opposite -- it's the arrogant belief that they're so special they'll be successful no matter what kind of vile riff-raff they hang with.

2 comments:

  1. What makes you think Casey Alridge is the father to the second baby? Maybe that's why he's furious?

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  2. Hmm, as bad as it sounds, at least she is having babies. Most American women forget that it isn't about the big O. Too stupid to fall off a log, our need for workers has threatened our culture, seriously threatened it. Unwed mothers? Someone needs to shovel the shit, might as well be poor Americans. But noooo, a baby might cause a modern women to, I don't know, break a nail... or a sweat.

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