Disenfranchising Imaginary-Americans

These evil Republicans are trying suppress the activism of the Imaginary-American community:

The number of fake names attached to Sen. Barack Obama's campaign contributions continues to inch up as news outlets and political researchers page through thousands of pages of donor listings.
Turns out, they're not that hard to come by. New discoveries from a cursory review of the listings include Edrty Eddty, who donated $250 in July 2008 and Es Esh, who gave $325 in July. Esh hailed from this unusual address: "fhdfhdfh, Erial, NJ 08081" Eddty listed his, or perhaps her, employer as "Poiuyttrrewe / Qwertyuio" -- the letters, more or less in order, found on the top line of standard computer keyboards.

And don't forget Jgtj Jfggjjfgj!