Harry Reid makes me sick

No fool like an old fool:



As an Appalachian-American, I consider Reid's denigration of fossil fuels an assault on my culture. Let's face it, where was the South before the invention of the internal combustion engine? We had all that corn whiskey, but no means of efficient distribution. Then along comes Henry Ford and the automobile, rednecks discovered their latent genetic predisposition for souping up hot rods, and next thing you kn0w -- boom! -- NASCAR is the No. 1 spectator sport in America.

Reid's assault on internal combustion will mean unemployment for thousands of shade-tree mechanics named Bubba and Earl and Dwayne. Besides, who needs caribou, anyway? Let's drill, drill, drill!