Headline of the Week (Again)

In addition to being voted Best Conservative Blogger and CPAC Blogger of the Year, Ace of Spades has now accomplished the heretofore unimaginable feat of winning the prestigious Other McCain "Headline of the Week" prize twice in one week.

First, there was his headline on Obama's "Bittergate," and now this:

German Chancellor Angela Merkel's Breasts

Threaten To Burst Out of Dress, Capture Poland

And you know what? That isn't even the funniest thing in the post. I haven't laughed so hard since the fall of Guernica. And wait until you see the morons in the comment field.