Saturday, October 3, 2009

'Total fantasy'? Rep. Jan Schakowsky denies lesbian affair with Turkish spy

Yeah, because (a) Democrats never have sexual affairs and (b) there are no bisexual Democrats in Congress. Video via Steve Bartin at NewsAlert:

Frankly, if I were going to have a "total fantasy," it wouldn't involve any Democratic women, bisexual or otherwise. Republican chicks are much hotter. But this story is probably bogus. Not even the Turkish secret service could find anybody capable of pretending they were attracted to Jan Schakowsky. That's just sick . . .


  1. well, one could say "put or shut up time" to the source and have them produce the tape. but, do we WANT anyone to produce that tape?!?!

  2. Before anyone believes either of them, check them both to see if they are wearing "sensible shoes".

  3. Interesting take on the story

    but seriously though, would the story have gained as much popularity if the spy was a man?

  4. If we are to believe Sibel Edmonds, one of the sources for this report, this affair is nothing compared to the corruption, bribery, and nuclear espionage that the FBI has investigated.