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A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 42, has been exercising her intimate muscles for fifteen years, and has already made her entrance into the Guinness Book of Records as the possessor of the world’s strongest vagina . . .Hat-tip to Fear and Loathing in Georgetown.
UPDATE: The Web site where she advocates "intimate fitness." Intimidating fitness might be a better description. Are you worthy of the Olympic-caliber vajayjay?
Yes, yes. But how is she at the shot-put?
ReplyDeleteTo say nothing of the pole vault, eh?
ReplyDeleteAny relation to Ivana Humpalot?
ReplyDeleteI think it's the clean and jerk that would scare me...
ReplyDelete"Look, Mamushka! No hands!"
ReplyDelete...or maybe that should be:
"Look, Boris dollink! No hands!"
Get ready for Puss-n-Novosibirsk. Fear her!
ReplyDeleteAt last, a woman who can emasculate you while in the act! What a spy she would make. "Give me the microfilm or I will crush it!"
ReplyDeleteAll bow before the Cooter of Power...
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