Congratulations to me

For the 22nd consecutive year, I have successfully avoided the Pulitzer Prize.

I just want to thank my friends and family, my editors and my co-workers, for all they've done to help me keep this streak intact.

I don't know how many more years I can continue to avoid the accursed Pulitzer, but I vow to strive diligently to maintain my sterling record of mediocrity.

My friends at the Media Research Center will be helping me celebrate this achievement by throwing a gala dinner in my honor Thursday evening, and I hope you all can be there.

Thank you once again.

UPDATE: I specifically want to thank Dan Collins, of the Protein Wisdom Committee For Blogging Excellence, for his recognition.