'Kristen' shows fakies

Egotastic has what it claims are the first (but surely not the last) nude photos of Eliot Spitzer's hooker, "Kristen" (a/k/a Ashley Youmans, a/k/a Ashley Alexandra Dupre).

This may settle one question, because if those photos are really "Kristen," then her boobs are definitely fake. Either that, or the photos were taken in a zero-gravity environment.

I told you they were fakies.

UPDATE 3/25: Welcome AOSHQ Morons! And, yeah, Ace is right. This post won't win me a Pulitzer, but it gets me lots of moron traffic and, really, that's much better.