Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Senator Princess

Caroline Kennedy wants a Senate seat and -- as Rod Blagojevich said -- a Senate seat is "a f---ing valuable thing."

We really should consider setting aside a permanent seat for the Kennedys. . . . Give them their own spot, fully inheritable, to be filled by whomever the family designates, and you might just placate them enough to discourage other members of the brood from running.
Better idea: Give them a bus, with Ted at the wheel.

1 comment:

  1. Didn't you hear? Oldsmobile is out of business. I seriously doubt they ever made busses.

    On reflection: If a person does not get the Olds reference they should be prohibited from voting... Or at least from midnight treks across bridges.