Saturday, October 4, 2008

Britney: No sex for 6 months!

Interrupting her ongoing project to sleep with every sleazy lowlife on the planet:
Britney Spears' parents have reportedly slapped a six-month sex ban on their daughter to prevent any bumps in the road on her way back to the top.
Fiercely protective Jamie and Lynne Spears feel that Britney's downfall was linked to the men in her life and want their daughter to refrain from any male contact for a while.
With two failed marriages, a relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib and reports of a supposed sex tape, the troubled star's questionable taste in men has often come back to haunt her.
Scummy guys should take a number and stand in line, because when April rolls around, Britney will be ready to make up for lost time.

Remember: When in doubt, blog about Britney!

UPDATE: Or Lindsey Lohan who, despite being a lesbian, nevertheless wants to be a mom.

1 comment:

  1. As pretty as some of these new young tarts are, I don't think there is one I WOULD have sex with. They must rely on the brainless drug addled metrosexuals who like their women on top (or anyway they can get whatever they can get, like, whatever).

    I like pretty women, but when you know you aren't just in a virtual line to get in, you really have to stop and think about it. Have you seen some of her body guards? Yeah, me too. The highest AIDS group, other than gays. And, how often is she passed out?

    Just saying.