Thursday, October 30, 2008

HuffPo writer kills former lesbian lover

Hope was not enough, and she refused to take her anti-depressants, and so . . .
Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.
Jessica Kalish, who shared a house with Burger despite breaking up with her more than a year ago, was found last Thursday stuffed in the backseat of her gun-metal BMW sedan . . .
As investigators studied the case, several telltale signs, including the ferocity and personal nature of the attack, pointed to Burger, they said.
But before they could question her, Burger walked out into her back yard, pressed a gun up under her chin and pulled the trigger, police said. Detectives found her body there last Thursday but couldn't locate a suicide note.
The murder-suicide evidently occurred shortly after Burger wrote about the Obama-inspired glee in "the gay Mecca of Fort Lauderdale." Somehow, the Left will find a way to blame Bush. Or Halliburton. Or maybe it was an assassination by the evil misogynist homophobic theocrats, with assistance by the CIA and the Mossad.

UPDATE: Just sent John Hawkins an e-mail:
DAMMIT, HAWKINS, YOU RETARD!
Don't you see that the HuffPo writer's so-called "murder-suicide" was actually . . . THE REICHSTAG FIRE? You can't melt steel with jet fuel, y'know!
He obviously believes the Big Lie by the fascist police . . .

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