Sunday, April 13, 2008

Jefferson Monument dancer revealed

Thank you, officer, for saving America's national treasures from this fiendish criminal:

Yes, this is the monster who wreaked havoc at the Jefferson Memorial by illegally dancing in celebration of Thomas Jefferson's birthday. Not only that, but she then "interfered with an agency function" by asking a policeman why she couldn't dance!

If you should spot The Dancing Bandit, do not attempt to apprehend her yourself, as she is believed to be armed with a fully-loaded Ipod.

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