Friday, November 28, 2008

Celebrity News Update

OK, it's been a while, and politics slows to a crawl during the holidays, therefore I'll read the sleazy tabloid trash, so you don't have to:
So that's all the really important sleaze you would have otherwise missed, and I know you feel better now.

BTW, I hereby officially pronounce today International Natalie Portman Cleavage Day in the blogosphere. Don't worry, your wife's at the mall all day with your credit card . . .

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