Celebrity update

Lindsay Lohan gets jiggy in a toilet with the son of Bobby Brown? A believe-it-or-not week for the red-carpet crowd, via We Smirch:

• Clint Eastwood and Spike Lee trade insults.
• Ashley Tisdale does not have HIV, her publicist says.
• Keira Knightley, "My Fair Lady"?
• Reese Witherspoon's ex moves on.
• Kate Beckinsale . . . dude, don't even ask.
• Disney pre-starlet vows abstinence.
• Ed McMahon homeless?
• VF sticks by Gershon-Clinton rumor.

And finally . . .

• Some Swedish "model" bimbo nobody ever heard of has a "Britney moment" that is, er, tranparently staged.

Just when you think you've seen the low ebb of Western civilization, it always sinks a little lower. When wannabe celebrities now resort to this kind of stunt for the paparazzi . . . how desperate for fame can you get? Cue the Brad Paisley.