Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Ace: 'Foam-flecked buffoon' Sullivan doesn't have 'stupid queerbait readers'
Like Charlie Crist. Or Rahm Emanuel, so my gay sources tell me. And those same sources say that gay men in Chicago swear there used to be a tall semi-Kenyan guy who was, as we might say, no stranger to the community.
But that stuff is mere gossip, and is not germaine to the question of whether it was fair of you to use "queerbait" to describe Sully's readership. The larger point, I think, is that not all gay people run around looking for excuses to be offended, and are themselves not averse to applying certain pejoratives -- "nelly," "swish" etc. -- to other gay people, especially ones they don't like.
And as for "queerbaits," who doesn't know the type of person described? I just noticed Little Miss Attila referencing a post by Cynthia Yockey about appropriate use of the term "dyke." Well, not all lesbians are dykes, and some women who look or act like dykes are actually straight.
If we didn't all have our insensitivity detectors set on "stun," tiptoeing around in fear of accidentally offending someone, maybe more people would be encouraged to criticize Sullivan's ongoing melodrama -- and the stupid queerbait readers who dig it.
Andrew Sullivan was outed by Michelangelo Signorile and, rather than leading Sully to question the hyper-politicization of sexuality, the experience led him to become SuperGayMan, the caped crusader for same-sex marriage. Sully let himself be trapped in a box, defined by his enemies, taking refuge in a ridiculous more-gay-than-thou stance.
His sexual persona is intrinsic to his politics and vice-versa. You know who he reminds me of? Bill Maher, who hates feminism and Christianity with equal fury because both belief-systems stand opposed to selfish little worms like Bill Maher gettin' some.
So I don't think you should have walked back the "queerbait" putdown, Ace. The rest of your critique of Sully is pure genius.
P.S.: To any readers intrigued by my assertion of familiarity with gay culture: (a) I majored in drama in college, (b) I was once the only straight guy working in the men's wear department of a department store, and (c) I hang out with lots of libertarians. However, (d) my wife and I have been married 20 years with six kids. If I'm overcompensating, I'm doing it right.
P.P.S.: Meredith Baxter gay? That's a big loss for the team. But what about her 15-year marriage to David Birney? Was she just fakin' it? Her inner lesbian straining for release? And why didn't her inner lesbian break free earlier, say about 1982, in a video with Phoebe Cates?
Never mind . . .
Monday, November 30, 2009
Cynthia Yockey offers an excellent reminder
She knew one of the victims of the Mumbai Massacre, and has a post at News Real Sunday which is worth your time.
Just a couple of weeks later, despite the overwhelming pain from her loss, Alan's wife, Kia, was calling for forgiveness. Earlier this month, the Synchronicity Foundation announced that Kia is co-founding the One Life Alliance to teach people that life is sacred and about the power of forgiveness to create world peace. The organization was officially inaugurated on Thanksgiving Day.Forgiveness is a vital function of the healthy individual soul. It's also easy to forget this point, in the middle of being a fire-breathing military type of fellow. I'm thankful to Cynthia for this crucial reminder.
Forgiveness is giving up the resentment you feel toward someone who has hurt or wronged you, which frees you from being emotionally tied to them and stops them from being able to feed on your pain. It does not mean you condone the wrong. You just let go of the resentment it caused.
So forgiveness is, indeed, a great power — IF you can get people to do it.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Cynthia Yockey: Not as gay as she thinks?
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Cynthia Yockey vs. Rachel Maddow:
Lesbian Smackdown (Pop the Popcorn)
-- Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative Lesbian
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
How about a delicious cup of . . .?
McCain is a violent, right-wing extremist nutjob… an unhinged serial bully who uses threats and thuggery to intimidate, harass and silence anyone who criticizes him. Unfortunately, he has a lot of company in the right-wing blogosphere… and a shameful amount of support from diseased right-wing conservative websites like Hot Air that should be soundly criticized and shunned for allowing their sites to become vehicles for thuggery, hate speech, racism and bigotry.Violent, ma'am? Diseased, ma'am? Criticized and shunned? There are those who claim to have definitely identified your LGF colleague "Madaura." And now conservative lesbian Cynthia Yockey asks, "Is Kejda Gjermani working as a concern troll to support Islamic jihad?"
Just askin' questions, you see . . .
Ex-Lizard Da Tech Guy is reporting the blow-by-blow ("Johnson gets the round 10-9 Current Score 58-55 McCain after 6") but is neither the judge nor the referee. A bloodied pugilist stands at mid-ring, bows his head to pray, and awaits the bell in silence.
"Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he that shutteth his lips is esteemed a man of understanding."Thank God, and please keep me in your prayers.
-- Proverbs 17:28
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Go Phyllis!
My apologies to Cynthia and Phyllis for not noticing earlier, as I get so wrapped up in my own flame-wars that it's like tunnel vision.
Speaking of flame wars and feminism, Little Miss Attila took womynly offense at Ace of Spades after Ace finally lost patience with LGF's Charles Johnson over the Van Jones controversy. In exasperation, Ace's cri de coeur was: "This is like arguing with a woman of the more irrational sort."
Attila acts outraged, but she knows exactly what Ace is talking about. Any argument between a man and a woman will eventually reach the stage at which the woman's key point is, "You are a bad person for disagreeing with me."
In response, the man's argument becomes, "Why don't you shut your stupid mouth and fix me some biscuits?"
Which was essentially what Ace was saying to Charles.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Get thee glass eyes, and, like a modern liberal pundit, seem to see things thou dost not.
Moving on to economic Warfare, The Moderate Voice sounds just a bit...immoderate?
Whole Foods CEO John Mackey shot his company in the face the other day with an anti-health care op-ed screed in the Wall Street Journal. He’s managed to piss off his company’s core demographic: liberals and progressives, and in the process, enabled a boycott that could actually work.It must be my lying eyes, but I thought Mackey said:
While we clearly need health-care reform, the last thing our country needs is a massive new health-care entitlement that will create hundreds of billions of dollars of new unfunded deficits and move us much closer to a government takeover of our health-care system. Instead, we should be trying to achieve reforms by moving in the opposite direction—toward less government control and more individual empowerment. Here are eight reforms that would greatly lower the cost of health care for everyone...Oh, the argument isn't about health in the slightest: it's about whether you're buying capitalist fromage or government cheese.
The assault on anyone not toeing the Party Orthodoxy has been extended to Glen Beck. William A. Jacobson says this is more bug than feature. Hopefully these suppression efforts will have even less effect than Cynthia Yockey's efforts to free up David Letterman's time.
Ultimately, to paraphrase Heinlein as freely as King Lear, a socially armed society may be a more polite society.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Disgruntled Lesbian Update
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, whom I used to admire for her smooth aplomb under pressure, has clearly gone off the deep end with her bizarre rants about legitimate town-hall protests by American citizens. She is doing grievous damage to the party and should immediately step down. . . .Admiring the "smooth aplomb," eh, Camille? Nudge, nudge. And speaking of disgruntled lesbians, Cynthia Yockey has some thoughts on this subject:
The president is promoting the most colossal, brazen bait-and-switch operation since the Bush administration snookered the country into invading Iraq with apocalyptic visions of mushroom clouds over American cities. . . .
Face it: Virtually all nationalized health systems, neither nourished nor updated by profit-driven private investment, eventually lead to rationing.
A sociopath has no conscience, and therefore no inhibitions about doing wrong or inflicting hurt. Often they are charming, although that usually has to do with their genius for telling you whatever it is that you want to hear in order to hand over your power and money to them willingly. . . . Gays and lesbians! Is this ringing any bells?Meanwhile, Cynthia has photos from the Ben Cardin town-hall, including a photo of the Obama/Hitler poster that has been shown to be a labor-union hoax that the Left tried to blame on conservatives.
Labor-union Hitler hoaxes? NTTAWWT. Why, some of my best friends are sociopathic Democrats!
Monday, August 10, 2009
Billy Mays was a cokehead?
An official autopsy report released Friday found that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in June . . .Cynthia Yockey casually referenced this on her blog, and I was like, "Wow. Who would have expected that?" On the other hand, thinking back on it, I guess Billy did seem a little too keyed-up about the wonders of OxiClean . . .
While heart disease was the primary cause of death, a report released Friday by the medical examiner listed cocaine as a "contributory cause of death."
The medical examiner "concluded that cocaine use caused or contributed to the development of his heart disease, and thereby contributed to his death," the office said in a press release.
The office said Mays last used cocaine in the few days before his death but was not under the influence of the drug when he died. Hillsborough County spokeswoman Lori Hudson said nothing in the toxicology report indicated the frequency of Mays' cocaine use. . . .
BTW, Cynthia called me this afternoon to say she was going to a townhall meeting with Sen. Ben Cardin (D-Md.).
"What should I ask him?" she said.
"Look, you're well-informed on the issues. Just pay attention to what he says, and what questions other people are asking, and I'm sure you'll think of something good to ask. . . . You're a natural-born troublemaker."
She was in kind of a hurry and said she didn't have time to take a shower before going to the meeting. So I figure if Cardin gives her the run-around, the headline will be:
SENATOR FLEES SWEATY LESBIANI'm anticipating Cynthia's report.
Monday, June 22, 2009
Cynthia Yockey: Bravo!
It's time for a Cynthia Yockey roundup. Here efforts have vast tactical and strategic importance.
Tactically, there is the obvious matter of the tasteless jokes. That horse has been thoroughly beaten. However, do not underestimate the value to women in general, and Governor Palin in particular, of Cynthia's efforts. The Governor was flogged remorselessly in the press during the '08 campaign. Letterman's remarks are evidence that any previous defensive efforts were moot. This is not to sell any other efforts short, but there you have it.
Strategically, irrespective of Governor Palin and her family, Cynthia Yockey is holding a seminar in How Stuff Gets Done. Conservatives: in other than a handful of very narrow religious cases, I can recall scant evidence of "us" ever doing much to influence the culture. Lousier and lousier movies and shows come out, and there is some muttering, but little in the way of tangible feedback. Certainly, the world needs no more Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson "action figures" running around like solutions in search of problems. However, there is plenty of need for sincere, honest, positive leadership to alter the course of society back in the direction of simple courtesy.
In reverse chronological order, Cynthia has given us the following:
- David Letterman's engaging in mobbing, not humor
- He's a bully and hostage taker.
- Chiding Steven Crowder for possibly Letterman-esque attitude.
- Linked by AnnCoulter.
- Apology, Schmopology
- Bill Maher proves the point.
- It's working, people.
- Fire David Letterman kit part two.
- Cynthia sees him as fired.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Ann Coulter's favorite lesbian
June 17, 2009, 1:50 AMSo now Cynthia can claim the title of Ann Coulter's favorite lesbian. Hey, I'm already Ann's favorite McCain.
Cynthia Yockey's Campaign to get David Letterman Fired
Dave has pissed off the wrong lesbian
Crowds Line Up to Protest "Pervert" David Letterman in New York
Your handy ‘Fire David Letterman’ Kit, Part Two
And speaking of pissed-off people . . .
Monday, June 15, 2009
On relentlessness
Sunday I had a phone conversation with Cynthia Yockey in which she calmly and cheerfully explained that she was going to get David Letterman fired. Republicans are too willing to take that kind of abuse, Cynthia said, but she comes out of the gay-rights movement, and they don't roll that way.
We talked a while, but the main thing I took away from the conversation was Cynthia's determination to fight a one-woman campaign against Letterman. Even if no one else joined her anti-Letterman crusade, she would fight on alone. As long as it takes, whatever it takes, she has envisioned her goal, and intends to achieve it.
Dave has pissed off the wrong lesbian.
The novelist Tito Perdue once said to me, "How many Spartans would it take to bring down America? Ten thousand? One thousand? One?"
What Tito was trying to express was the vast difference between the softness of modern decadence and the adamantine hardness of the ancients. Those Spartans who died at Thermopylae were so much tougher than the average American of 2009, it's almost like talking about two entirely separate species.
Nevertheless, there are those rare few who emulate the ancient virtues, who accomplish great things not because they are more talented or more intelligent or more fortunate, but simply because they are truly determined and pursue their aims relentlessly.
"One of the basic principles of military strategy is to reinforce success. If you see a man who fights and wins, give him reinforcements, and bid others to emulate his success."It was hardly surprising when Cynthia said of Letterman's latest apology, "Too little, too late." She intends to make an example of him, so that others may learn from the example.
That is the basic relentlessness necessary to success. She will keep fighting however long it takes, and what Cynthia needs is reinforcements.
UPDATE: CBS has already lost an advertiser and FireDavidLetterman.com plans a protest rally today at 4 p.m. in New York. (H/T: Frugal Cafe.) And here's the part where I agree with Dan Collins that Letterman was engaged in "intentionalism" a la Goldstein.
Outrageous over-the-top humor -- been there, done that. But I've never done it on national TV with a multimillion-dollar contract, eh? And I actually like Dave Letterman.
This isn't about that. It's about "don't f*** with us."
UPDATE II: Heh. Seems like Instapundit's down with the Don't F*** With Us Coalition.
UPDATE III: Let's get medieval on him!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Could Cynthia Yockey double her chances for a date on Saturday night?

Cynthia and I met at CPAC and began what I thought to be a strictly platonic friendship. After all, I am happily married and she's playing for the other team. We were just a couple of conservative bloggers, trying to advocate on issues, increase our traffic and make a gazillion dollars. What could possibly be wrong? How could anyone even suggest . . .?
But you know what? She sure likes big wieners. NTTAWWT. (She's even got a photo of somebody with a big wiener in their mouth.)
Could it be that, in fact, Cynthia is a hetero hottie trapped in a lesbian's body? Stranger things have happened, you know. Meghan McCain recently turned a guy gay.
As a matter of fact, Cynthia once expressed interest in a guy from Ohio, but he broke her heart. So I'm thinking that Cynthia is bisexual.
Back when I was kid, I thought that word meant you'd ride your bicycle over to a girl's house and . . . well, anyway. When I tried that, the girl told me that yes, as a matter of fact, I was bisexual, because the only way I'd ever get it was if I paid for it. (Buy-sexual, get it?)
Later on, as I got older, I thought that "bisexual" meant when it was so good, you wanted to do it twice, but before I ever got to that, I spent a few years being trisexual. I kept trying, but wasn't getting sexual. (Try-sexual.)
Finally, however, somebody explained to me the real meaning bisexual. They said the great thing about being bisexual was, it doubled your chances for a date on Saturday night. Unfortunately, that wasn't much help to me, since two times zero is still zero.
So I got married. Now we've got six kids. My wife tells me that this means at least one of us has had sex a few times.
I support abstinence education. The way I look at it, if young people don't learn to do without sex before they're married . . .
Cynthia is in favor of same-sex marriage. I think that must be where you have a lot of sex, but it's always the same. I believe in traditional marriage, which isn't like that at all.
In a traditional marriage, you have Republican sex, which is the kind that begins with "I do" and ends with "till death do you part." My wife says if I keep telling these dumb jokes, the "death do you part" might be sooner than I expect.
But the main thing is, go over to Cynthia's site, where she can show you that big wiener.
UPDATE: Obi's Sister has car-lust for a Camaro. Driven by a guy with a mullet, no doubt.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Possibly Better Than The Jello Wrestling
In the South corner (geographically), we have The Clever S. Logan, who thinks that the recession may portend a much needed Come To Beavis meeting for the corporate 'we':
The kind of economic difficulty that America needs to purge the "spoiled brat" mentality and return to the days of moral and cultural integrity that Tito remembers and I (sadly) do not is one more severe than we are currently having. It cannot be the kind in which people whine about having less money to spend on dinners and movies out. It must be the kind that forces neighbors to band together to meet their bare necessities.
And, in the North corner, we have HotMes, taking just a little bit of umbrage at the spoiled brat call:
I was drawn into conservatism because I got sick of it all. I got sick of the fact that I was working my butt off while the government was taking my money (through taxation) to support those who weren’t willing to sacrifice. They weren’t even willing to work. Don’t forget, I was poor. I have seen abuses of welfare. I was the friend of kids whose mothers were on welfare and used their checks to buy drugs.
We can all have a laugh, but I'm going to come down on Monique's side in the argument. While it may be possible to show substantially that modern Americans are indeed a bunch of crybabies, sweeping generalizations about anything other than brooms remain fraught with peril.

Friday, March 20, 2009
Ever wonder why the letters 'O,' 'M' and 'G' were invented?
How long until Easter?

But [William Kristol's] presence on the [New York Times op-ed] page reminded readers that David Brooks is not really what Republicanism is all about. Frankly, though, I don't see why there must be two conservatives on the page.
Now, I have acknowledged to Cynthia that she is owed an apology, because when I responded at length to her dispute of my views on gay marriage, I ignorantly wounded her -- an unintentional offense, yet an offense nonetheless.
Thinking that Cynthia was currently in a long-term lesbian relationship, I engaged in a hypothetical speculation on the possibility that, should she by misfortune become a "lesbian widow," there would be no guarantee that her next relationship would also be lesbian. Whatever one's orientation or your congenital predisposition, whatever your habit and custom, life is like a box of chocolates, and sometimes a chance encounter becomes a "pivotal life movement." Not until many years later, wondering how you arrived at your present circumstance, do you look back and ask, "When did that road fork? Where did I turn?"

Monday, March 16, 2009
Fisk me harder, you savage beast!
"My throat was dry from too much vodka, and her breasts, spilling out of pink pajamas, threatened my ability to. I was supposed to be excited, but I was bored and somewhat disgusted with myself, with her, with the whole business... and then whatever residual enthusiasm I felt for the venture dissipated, with shocking speed, as she nibbled at my ear and whispered -- 'You know, I'm on the pill...' "(Cynthia Yockey informs me that Lenten vows don't forbid mere quotations. Andy recoils in reflexive gynophobia. And make sure you have plenty of brain bleach handy before you confront Dan Collins and the Mental Imagery From Hell.)
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Lesbian war cry: "WOLVERINES!"
Jed Eckert: Well, who is on our side?The oft-repeated saying "9/11 changed everything," is not literally true. Yet if 9/11 didn't really change everything, it definitely changed some things, and the rise of the Pelosi/Reid/Obama hegemon has changed a few more. As I recently told my friend Tito Perdue, the past few years have been like watching a geological upheaval, as political alliances shift like tectonic plates.
Col. Andy Tanner: Six hundred million screaming Chinamen.
Darryl Bates: Last I heard, there were a billion screaming Chinamen.
Col. Andy Tanner: There were.
You're either with the Evil Coalition of Liars and Fools, or you're against them , and if you're against them, let me hear you scream: WOLVERINES!
(The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. However, the Apocalypse Will Be Blogged.)
A few years ago, Phyllis Chesler sent me her book The Death of Feminism, and when I got home with it and started reading, I was shocked to see her citing Jean Raspail's notorious novel, The Camp of the Saints. (That passage is substantially excerpted in an online essay at her Web site.)
For years, Raspail's 1973 French novel enjoyed a sort of samizdat cult following among critics of multiculturalism and opponents of open-borders immigration policy (which would be more properly termed a non-policy, but let us not digress.) Raspail himself has said that Le Camp Des Saints could not be published in France today because of the "human rights" nonsense that is slowly strangling free speech in Europe (and Canada). And the book's reputation as a hateful expression of xenophobic nativism makes it one of those Books You're Not Supposed to Read.
Thus, I was startled to see Chesler, a liberal feminist all her life, citing Raspail's book as prophetic. Yet Chesler had been able to see past the superficial text of the novel to comprehend its deeper significance as a metaphor for the demoralization of the West. In this sense, Raspail was describing the same larger phenomenon that Shelby Steele describes in White Guilt, that Pat Buchanan describes in The Death of the West, that Michelle Malkin describes in Invasion, that Thomas Sowell describes in The Vision of the Anointed, and that Peter Brimelow describes in Alien Nation.
These are all very different writers, with different interests, different aims, and different philosophies. However, they all share the fundamental understanding that liberalism is a soul-destroying disease, a sort of intellectual anti-virus that exposes its host to destruction by weakening the individual cells of the national immune system. To the extent that your mind is cluttered with the glittering generalities of modern liberalism -- "social justice," etc. -- you will be unable to resist and will inevitably succumb to the agonizing spiritual death that beckons at the end of that road.
In war, few things are more important to an army than morale. And it breaks my heart to see the discouragement and demoralization when the enemy is seemingly triumphant and when all the glory and honor of this world accrues to so-called "conservatives" who do everything in their power to undermine actual conservatism, while genuine conservatives are fighting their hearts out in obscurity. Dan Riehl:I'm mostly sick of it and hard-pressed to find good reason for good conservatives not to simply go off the grid. If the day ever comes for conservatives to have a serious voice again, I'm unconvinced it will be through the GOP and I know for a fact, it'll never be through the New York Times.(H/T: Cold Fury.) To quote Jed Eckert again: "Let it turn." Let them choke on their ill-gotten gains. Let them have their 30 pieces of silver. Let your rage and resentment toward them turn to something useful: The savage fury of the warrior.
Resolve to fight that much harder. Train your mind so that when you are not fighting, your constant object of contemplation is how to fight smarter. Excuse the martial metaphors, but a War of Ideas is a war nonetheless.
When you're in a fight, the only things that really matter are the fight itself, your own willingness to fight like hell, and knowing who's on your side. (IFF: Identity Friend or Foe.) Those who join up with The Republicans Who Really Matter like Coddy Voorhees and Brooksie Frumdreher are de facto allies of the Evil Coalition of Liars and Fools. You who live on scanty cold rations, huddled in the wilderness, short on supplies and wondering how much longer you can hold out -- you, the soldiers in this Army of Davids, will one day proudly recall that you served with heroes in the Camp of the Saints.
Courageous new recruits like Cynthia Yockey are coming into camp every day. Whatever their histories, whatever their reasons for hating the Evil Coalition of Liars and Fools, their willingness to join a seemingly hopeless cause in combat against an evidently invulnerable opponent tells us that they are real fighters. These recruits need training and leadership. As this army grows stronger, we know that victory awaits us, but we don't need to wait for Election Day to cheer.
Every time another soldier joins the ranks, this is a victory in its own right and should inspire the troops to scream out the battle cry: WOLVERINES!
UPDATE: Linked as "Quote of the Day" by Ed Driscoll.