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Black Man Pleads Guilty
to Posing as Obama-Hating
White Supremacist on Facebook

This is what annoys me about New Media. It took me years of hard work to develop a notorious reputation as an Obama-hating white supremacist. These kids -- Dyron L. Hart is a mere lad of 20 -- think they can jump online and become a hatemongering sensation overnight. And they don't realize that impersonating a bigot is a federal offense.

Where's the respect? Where's the tradition? I got no problem with college kids trying to bring some fake-Facebook diversity to the Obama-hating movement, but they need to acknowledge the fact that they stand on the shoulders of giants . . .

(Via Instapundit.)

THE GRYPHEN FILES: Dan RiehlGets Personal With Anti-Palin Blogger

I'm just crazy. Dan Riehl is from New Jersey. There is a difference:

You do remember Arnetha right, Jessi. Griffin, right? Your brother Joe's wife, based upon the records I've seen. You'd think a caring guy like you would have spent more time worrying about his own family, instead of the Palin family -- besides indulging young Heather in all the sex talk you bragged about, I mean. Kyle and his felonies, a sister-in-law graduated from kiting checks in Alaska to pumping out teen killers back in the hood. Sure sounds to me like Jesse has enough problems with own family instead of obsessing so much over what another one does. But, eh, maybe it was racism that allowed him to forget Arnetha so easily, so as to not mention her on his blog.

Read the whole thing, if you think you can handle it. Before you accuse Dan Riehl of unnecessary cruelty, remember:

• Who Jesse Griffin is; and
• What Jesse Griffin did.

Well, off to Pittsburgh. Pity the vicious moonbat who ever doubts Dan Riehl's research abilities.

"GRYPHEN": TIMELINE OF THE INVESTIGATION

Look for updates at RIEHL WORLD VIEW.

The TBoggolanche!

Welcome, moonbats! Remember: Hits is hits. Linky-hate is just as valuable as linky-love to the capitalist blogger and, having twice been nominated for Andrew Sullivan's prestigious "Malkin Award," I sure don't complain about linky-hate.

Now, TBogg told you that Rule 5 is about "giving wingnuts something to masturbate to," but in the spirit of bipartisan cooperation, here's something extra-sexy especially for TBogg readers!

And since the spirit of generosity requires me to do you such excellent favors, let me suggest three books you should read:

• THE VISION OF THE ANOINTED by Thomas Sowell
• MELTDOWN by Thomas E. Woods Jr.
• ANOTHER MAN'S WAR by Sam Childers

Y'all have fun!

'Blah blah blah right-wing Moonie rag blah blah blah . . .'

It's kind of predictable, really: Whenever there is a lull in the Left's ongoing onslaught, a moonbat will go after The Washington Times and/or Fox News in an effort to convince himself that Evil Right Wing Corporate Media represents a shady conspiracy of some sort.

The latest example is by some assclown named Mark Karlin, whose starting and ending point is: REV. MOON! Wow, points for originality, Mark. Some person named "Ellen" praises Karlin's "excellent column" at NewsHounds.

Exactly what prompted this sudden burst of "investigative" moonbattery -- SCOOP! REV. MOON OWNS NEWSPAPER! -- I'm not quite sure, nor am I sure if they'll follow up with another startling revelation:

NY TIMES OWNED BY . . . A JEW!
ZIONIST CONSPIRACY SUSPECTED!

Yawn.

Moonbats shouldn't do foreign policy

Really, HuffPo, did you have to publish this?

In classic "Wag The Dog" scenario there is a neat little war brewing between American and Russian proxies, and real Russian troops, in the Caucacus Mountains on the Russian border.
It couldn't come at a better time for the Republicans.
McCain gets to act and talk tough against the Russians, while Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, issuing "can't we all get along statements."
It perfectly augments Republican campaign points: Obama is not ready. He is not tough, experienced enough to deal with a dangerous world.

The Russian invasion of Georgia was an unjustified and unilateral aggression by Putin's neo-Stalinist regime. Thousands ae dead, and thousands will die yet. Georgians are begging the West for assistance, and view our failure to intervene as a betrayal. A world crisis looms, of tremendous geopolitical significance.

To interpret all this through the narrow prism of domestic election politics -- and especially to invoke paranoid fear of a bogus "Wag the Dog" scenario -- is so far beneath the contempt of serious people that I hesitated even to notice it.

What is wrong with you people?