Megan in bureaucratic hell

Wherein the World's Tallest Female Blogger discovers that the penalties for underage drinking still apply when you're 35.

Generally speaking, I consider bureaucratic incompetence a blessing, rather than a curse. I mean, imagine what an all-powerful government would do if it were actually run by semi-intelligent people who knew what they were doing, as opposed to being run by the kind of lazy dimwits you find behind the counter at the DMV.