This explains everything

How NOT to avoid swine flu:

UPDATE: No fair trying to monopolize the "swine flew" Google traffic, Trog. Now that I'm on the subject, Trog: Did you ever date a mule? NTTAWWT.

And, BTW, Carol at No Sheeples Here had got The Best Blog Headline Ever. Except she didn't say nothin' at all about Mama. Or prison. Or trains. . . .