Hats off to Ott!

by Smitty

Trifecta features Dana Loesch and Stephen Green quizzing Scott Ott about his Lehigh County Executive camapign. He's ~1,000 votes out, and may or may not wind up in a recount.

"The emperor has no clothes," says Ott, who's unsure about future political plans.

(Mrs. Smitty has already told me I can't do more than support other candidates, which will no doubt depress Young 4 Eyes.)

Scrappleface brings the perspective

by Smitty
Scott Ott, in his inimitable style, puts the Mancow waterboarding in perspective with a full 9/11 allusion:

Like the waterboarding experiment, the simulated 9/11 attack will occur under controlled circumstances, with firefighters and paramedics standing by to rescue him once he makes the choice of death by inferno or death by sidewalk impact.
"I just want to find out if being trapped in a burning skyscraper is as bad as that horrible waterboarding was,” said Mancow. “It’s hard to imagine anything worse than waterboarding. I’m pretty confident that I can withstand the searing heat of jet fuel combustion as I cling to a window frame 900 feet above the street."

Read the whole thing.

More Scrappleface Goodness

by Smitty

Nobody lays down a quality flogging,
With such consistency while he is blogging,
As Scott Ott does, time after time,
Leaving me to respond with rhyme.